Friday, 12 July 2013

Chocolate Crisp Weetabix Minis: Proof that Darwinism is Applicable to Breakfast Cereals

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I do not consider breakfast cereals to be a simple foodstuff.  Think about the time you spend on each aisle of the supermarket.  Fruit and ...
Thursday, 7 February 2013

Just Right - Boring (or some shit)

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Tuesday Afternoon   “Hey Max, how should we market the new Kellogs stuff?” Trevor enquired to his colleague, across their small South L...
Friday, 23 November 2012

Lion Bar Cereal - The Lion Preserves its Pride

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The Lion Bar is a chocolate bar that I’m sure you are all familiar with.  A medley of wafer, caramel and biscuit, with the gaps filled in b...
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Tuesday, 20 November 2012

To the Latent Coco Shreddies Thieves of Planet Earth

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Anyone who knows me well, or have at any point woken me from a deep slumber, will be well versed with the terror that I go through every...
Monday, 19 November 2012

Dallas' Cereal Structural Index

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I keep making promises that I can’t keep.   Here is the content I said I’d put up two days ago.   Some more food (breakfast cereal, obvs) f...
Tuesday, 6 November 2012

The Cereal Killer Coating Hypothesis

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I would like to introduce this hypothesis as a precursor to my upcoming Dallas’ Cereal Structural Index (hereon known as DCSI).   A simple...
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Monday, 13 August 2012

Froot Loops? More like... Foot Loops

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First off, I would like to apologise to my peeps for starting a blog, posting thrice, and then not doing anything for ~6 weeks.   I can on...